By Michael Baird, 19 August 2019
Transcript from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Doug & Michael sitting in a car outside a Z petrol station with pastry crumbs down their fronts.]
Doug: Hi Guys, welcome to another episode of 'Doug Goes Fast', today we have a special guest Michael from 'Can We Stop For Lunch'.
Doug: This week we're planning on going to Dorset Ridge Hut in the Tararuas.
Michael: We're going to start Sunday Evening from The Pines road end in the Waiarapa and stay at Mitre Flats Hut. On Monday we will wake up nice and early head up Mitre Peak, drop by Tarn Ridge, lunch at Dorset ridge, down into the valley, up South King and then back to Mitre Flats Hut for the evening.
Doug: Um what I thought we were staying at Dorset?
Michael: Your picture didn't say staying at Dorset, and you wanted to be out early Tuesday and I only brought one lunch.
Doug: …
Michael: Well ok, there was snow on the forecast for yesterday and today.
Doug: Before we start a quick mention to todays episode sponsor Earth Sea Sky Extreme Overtrou, waterproof pants that actually keep you dry.
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[Doug & Michael sitting in car outside a Mitre 10 Mega]
Michael: And we're back, Earth Sea Sky Extreme Overtrou is available from earthseasky.co.nz or your favourite Earth Sea Sky stockist for $349, alternatively you can wait until the pop up shop sale in Wellington which is usually in June, where I picked mine up for $189. The Woman's Size 16 is sure to fit all.
Michael: [repeating what's already been said in intro, except staying at Dorest not a daytrip]
Doug: Every subscribe we get today will be one minute between snack stops on my next trip. We're already up to 412 minutes. I'm sure everyone I'll be with will be very grateful, so huge thanks to all of you.
[Close up of Michael sitting in snow with Dorset Ridge Hut in the background]
Michael: Lunch today was brought to you by Pak'n Save Masterton, Our Policy: NZ's Lowest Food Prices.
Michael: Today we have Hunter's and Palmers 8 Grain Crackers and Camembert. To prepare lunch you will need Hunter's and Palmers 8 Grain Crackers, your favourite Camembert roll, and a cheese wire. First use the cheese wire to slice the camembert into 4.86mm slices along the flat side. Next place a slice of the cheese onto each cracker, 1 slice per cracker only. Place the first completed cheese and cracker on your thigh, and continue to stack completed ones on the last one, so you end with a tower of ~8. Top tip: Be careful not to move while doing this or else the tower will topple. Once everything has been prepared, eat one cheese and cracker at a time.
Doug: That's all for today folks don’t forget to smash that like button, subscribe, and head over to my Patreon, Kickstarter, Givealittle and PressPatron if you would like to support the channel.